最近被迷上了英文烂梗,俺又多了一个奇奇怪怪的幽默小技巧。本篇收集的英文烂梗主要包括外国的谐音梗、土味情话。话不多说,走起来~

烂梗

  1. I think we need to fix the house

    • Cuz, there are some holes (Hoes) in this house

    这一句是美国女Rapper Cardi B《WAP》这首歌的魔性Intro部分,我直接秒懂,笑死

  2. Why should not we give Elsa a balloon?

    • Cuz she'll let it go

    冰雪奇缘的主题曲是《Let It Go》,艾莎是女主

谐音梗

  1. What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

    • Nobody Knows
  2. What did a late tomato say to other tomatoes?

    • Don't worry, I will catch up(ketchup)
  3. Did you know Steven King has a son named Joe?

    • I'm not Joe King (Joking) but he is
  4. Which is faster, hot or cold?

    • Hot. Cuz you can catch a cold (感冒)
  5. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

    Why?

    • I don't know why (Y)
  6. What do you call a bee from America?

    • USB (US bee)
  7. What do you call a deer with no eye?

    • No idea (eye deer)
  8. Knock Knock!

    Who's there?

    Anita!

    Anita who?

    • Anita pizza, I'm hungry (I need a)
  9. Don't read Tony backwards. Pls

    • Why not (Y not)

土味情话

  1. Can you stop?

    Why should I stop?

    • Can you stop being handsome/beautiful?
  2. Do you know what's on the menu?

    • It's me and you (me n u)

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